Low Calorie Ice Cream

Do you love ice cream, but hate gaining weight? Here are four suggestions for low calorie, low fat ice cream that actually doesn't taste like dirt. If you're trying to lose weight but can't resist, this is the ice cream for you.

• Edy's Slow Churned Light Ice Cream (Caramel Delight) = 105 calories & 3.5 grams fat per 1/2 cup serving
• Breyer's Light Ice Cream (Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry) = 100 calories & 3.5 grams fat per 1/2 cup serving
• Skinny Cow Lowfat Fudge Bar = 100 calories & 1 gram fat
• Starbucks Frappucino Mocha Bar = 120 calories & 1.5 grams of fat

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