Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
- George Carlin
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
- Steven Wright
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.
- Clarence Darrow
There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
- Dick Cavett
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
- Anthony Burgess
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